The one time I go on Facebook and I see this
That’s not real.
It can’t be.
This is the kind of shit from Stephen King novels.
This is some kind of serial killer generator.
Parents! Are you looking to dress up your kid like Hannibal Lecter while he’s in prison? Then look no further than this delightful costume! In a reference they won’t understand, you can straight-jacket your child for only $19.99!
And thus, the world was saved.
#you just know clint and natasha are throwing the bouquets in the hope an errant stem with fly out and hit Loki in the eye #thor is overwhelmed even though two hours of the show were filled with loki calling him unflattering names #everyone else in attendence are only there because tony promised them all lots of money #tony himself is quietly booing from the back #because he has no self preservating instincs #steve is trying to get tony to stop booing even if he agrees with it #hulk fell asleep #fury cannot believe his life and is considering retirement
I laughed so hard it brought my cough back