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I never wanted to be a writer or appear on television, but I was always pretty keen to find a way of getting my beliefs across. It’s been heartening to find how many agree, but to be honest, I’ve always loved a debate. There’s a fair few who disagree with some or all of…
Crying with laughter. Wow, some idiots…
Today is National Love Your Pet Day and we just love our little Frankenstein pooch made entirely of different sized Pancake Puppies, so we took her to the park this morning. She’s so cute you could just eat her up! Wait…WAIT. DO NOT DO THAT. DO NOT EAT HER.
It’s primarily a table top game that’s played with 28cm tall “miniatures”.
If you sell your soul and body you might have enough money to afford the actual hobby.
What’s enjoyable about it is the background lore, or at least I enjoy it. I’m super passionate about it, I don’t know why I clung to it so hard, but I did. I can debate/talk about it like it’s my holy scripture or something, it’s kind of pathetic. It’s a bleak, depressing, dark universe and setting. Its own tagline is “In the grimdarkness of the far future, there is only war”.
It’s got a lot of races.
- Demi-god super humans in armor made of fuckyou, that crusade like it’s the 11th century
- metallic skeleton people that are general automatons that want to strip your flesh and wear it
- giant space lizards bugs that just want to eat your entire planet, no really
Orkz. Because why can’t orkz advance past a fantasy setting?They can! Just not… well
- "Better than you" space elves that are scared of dying and really old, like "This forest is old, old as balls" old.
- Other space elves that are notoriously darker and “eviler” than the other space elves and want to introduce you to a level of BDSM that is on steroids, and then they drain your soul.
A cult of “humans” devoted to machines so much that they gladly amputate their own ears and replace them with augmentics to hear better, NO REALLY. Each machine should be worshipped. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH. 101110111.
there is even a faction that are blatantly inspired by 80/s90’s japanese mecha. they wear cool mecha-like suits and their skin is blue and they’re socialist.
If you’re into the tabletop, you collect these armies and play with dice and rulers and if you’re great at math, NOT CALCULATORS.
If you’re wise and don’t want to spend a dime you admire the hobby from afar and stick to the growing video-game market and read the novels from Black Library.
It’s a sci-fi setting from the 80’s made by old British guys. It’s a bleak setting that takes every theme to the extreme. Humanity is the underdog, despite being so populous that the dehumanization of death is a major issue. I wrote a thesis paper on it. There’s a lot of different factions and groups and races and such, and everyone is pretty bad, there is no set ‘good’ or ‘bad’ guys.
If you want to get into it, I recommend you check out Blacklibrary.com, there’s a lot of novels. A LOT. If you need a book recommendation, or an author recommendation, ask.
Was I clear enough?
ladies and gentlemen…*unveals curtain* my
blood sweat and tearsfandom.
alright everyone, now you know how to explain ‘us’ to people.